The “No-BS” Privacy Policy
Last Updated: February 18, 2026 — Because things change, but our respect for you doesn't.
Big Head Concept #1: Radical Transparency
Most companies hide their data practices behind 50 pages of legalese. We think that’s weak. Here’s the deal: We only collect what we need to make your experience awesome. If we don’t need it, we don’t touch it. We do not sell your data. Period.
What We Know About You (And Why)
We believe in Data Minimization. We aren’t digital hoarders; we only keep the essentials.
| What we grab | Why we grab it | The “Human” Reason |
|---|---|---|
| Email & Name | Account Management | So we can call you by your name, not a serial number. |
| IP & Device Info | Security & Analytics | To make sure a bot from halfway across the world isn’t hacking your account. |
| Cookie Data | Site Preferences | To remember that you like “Dark Mode” so you don’t go blind at 2 AM. |
Big Head Concept #2: Data Sovereignty
It’s Your Data. We Will Protect It Like It’s Ours.
You have the remote control here. At any time, you can email us to:
- See the goods: We’ll send you a file of everything we have on you.
- Fix the goods: If we got your birthday or name wrong, we’ll fix it.
- Burn the goods: If you want to leave, we’ll delete your data. No hard feelings.
Big Head Concept #3: The Golden Rule
How We Share (Hint: We Mostly Don’t)
We treat your data the way we want our own data treated. We only share info with partners who are 100% necessary to get you what you paid for (like the post office or our payment processor). We don’t trade your info for “marketing insights” with shady third parties.
Big Head Concept #4: The “Price You See” Promise
No Hidden Fees. No Fine-Print Gotchas.
Trust is broken the second a “surprise” charge hits your statement. Because it’s just me at the computer, I don’t have a massive accounting department finding ways to nickel-and-dime you.
- Zero Hidden Service Fees: The price we agree on is the price you pay.
- No Data Monopolies: I don’t charge you a “ransom” to export or move your own data.
- Direct Billing: No “convenience fees” or “processing surcharges.”
Security (The Digital Vault)
We use industry-standard encryption (SSL/TLS) because sending data without it is like sending a postcard with your password written on the back. We do our best to keep the bad guys out.